Tales from the Crotch: CD

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The long awaited new CD from The Legendary Scumrockers and it's still not for the easily offended. Politically incorrect without apology so you are warned- there is a warning on it for a reason.

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Captain Perverto says "I've had this microphone for over 10 years now, so that's over 10 years of blood, sweat, spit, and beer caked on

The long awaited new CD from The Legendary Scumrockers and it's still not for the easily offended. Politically incorrect without apology so you are warned- there is a warning on it for a reason.

CRANK THIS ONE UP

Captain Perverto says "I've had this microphone for over 10 years now, so that's over 10 years of blood, sweat, spit, and beer caked on this thing, and it still works just as good as the day I found it in the trash. The head reminds me of Crash's head when he dyes his hair black, though I think Crash's head just might be nastier. We just dropped Crash off at the hospital because he was having major stomach pains. Give your thoughts and prayers, wave your burning sage around, play with your crystals or meditate to send "positive energy" his way, as long as it's for him to positively die."

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